Wars Are Stupid

War on communism
War on sex
War on hippies
War on poverty
War on drugs
War on illiteracy
War on terror
War on evil
War on irony
War on wind
War on weather
War on bugs
War on gypsies
War on fat
War on carbs
War on wrinkles
War on germs
War on dirt
War on Charles Nelson Reilly
War on liberalism
War on atheism
War on Christmas
War on Easter
War on Hanukkah
War on Islam
War on women
War on disestablishmentarianism
War on antidisestablishmentarianism
War on Santa
War on teeth
War on vice
War on messy things
War on crooked things
War on this
War on that
War on the word “this”
War on the word “that”
War on solipsism
War on autism
War on butts
War on paste
War on elitism
War on pee
War on pancreases
War on fallopian tubes
War on penises
War on vaginae
War on miasma
War on ennui
War on orgasms
War on magazines
War on tassels
War on breasts
War on nipples
War on feet
War on utensils
War on chopsticks
War on ring tones
War on vibrators
War on sleeplessness
War on melanin
War on mold
War on sweat
War on fingernails
War on beige
War on ball bearings
War on hillbillies
War on precociousness
War on porn
War on poop