Tuna Melts! (warning: overly silly post having nothing to do with anything)

Passive aggression is FUN! AND simple! All you need is:

-Bitterness...
-Anger...
-Resentment...
-Suburbia...
-AND Complacancy

That's IT! And now it's time to make our: "3-Minute Passive-Agressive Souffle!"

Now the first thing you need to do, is put the anger in a bowl -- and I did not realize that there was going to be a ticking sound. That's a little distracting...Okay, where was I? Oh yes, to save time, prepare a point of contention beforehand. Quick and Easy! Now, stir this point of contention and the anger in the bowl until it ripens into full-blown fury, but not so much that you cause physical harm. Okay, now you're ready to bake it in the oven on level Vapid-Boring-Petty 5 for one hour.

Okay, that ticking noise is a little annoying...Just stop that ticking! JUST STOP THAT TICKING!!!