Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Swine Blues

silver
and blue and blue and denim
and silver and red and silver and red
and blue and yellow and white and blue
and blue and red and grey and red and
green and blue and yellow and black and
black and red and green and white and blue
(and blue)
and grey and blue and white and yellow and black
and white and blue
(and blue)
and red and white and red and grey
and grey and red and red
and yellow and green
and grey and blue and blue
and grey and yellow
(and white)
and silver and black and green and red
(and white)
and black and silver and white and grey and blue
(and blue)
and grey and silver and white and white and red
and curry and green and grey
(and brown)
and white and green and red and red and green
and white and black and silver and silver and green
and grey and black and black and red and white
and grey
and red
and blue
(and blue)
and blue
and blue


-from Juanita/Kiteless/To Dream of Love
by Underworld

Friday, April 10, 2009

Bullies



While I would not recommend anyone sit through all 6 minutes and 17 seconds of this drivel, I must say that watching the whole thing it reminded me of who and what bullies really are.

You see the same personality and psychological traits among those like Glenn Beck (and, while we're at it, Sarah Palin, Rush Limbaugh, Samuel Werzelbacher, Michael Savage and, yes, Michelles Malkin and Bachmann and Ann Coulter--the list is terribly long but they are almost always white men...). It's the bully at work.

There are many things bullies may grow up to be, but I find two that are particularly notable. There's the oft-imagined path of big fat loser with six kids and a wife in a trailer park. And then there's the one traveled by the monster you see above. This is the path of the disgruntled yet opportunistic sourpuss who comes into some money through media savvy and then gets an outlet from which they can spew forth whatever imagined threats have come or are yet to come their way. Such imagined threats conveniently mask their own shortcomings. Perhaps they abuse their wives and/or kids. Perhaps they seek quick discreet gay sex in public parks (then maybe go on a gay-bashing spree). Many are racists. Many are misogynists. Almost all are homophobic. All are cruel and hateful--personality disorders in suits.

I knew boys like Glenn Beck in grade school, high school and college. The pasty-faced, ruddy-cheeked, round- and blue-eyed (yes, many are beady-eyed as well), big-framed types that walk with a swagger. The charm they learn is used to bludgeon, not persuade. (Perhaps in a sense Barack Obama is the anti-bully.) They are bombastic, rude and petty, yet they reveal, sometimes quite plainly, their insecurities and flaws in their abusive behavior. Take, for instance, the spelling and grammar errors in many right-wing responses in blogs, or in the right-wing blogs themselves. The writing in ALL CAPS. "Democrat" Party. (It's DemocratIC, you morons!) If you wanted to hide your illiteracy writing in a blog is not the way to do it.

There's no novelty in Fox News any more. We know they're lying. We know they propagandize. They're not coming up with anything new. It's the same old group-think'ed, paranoid talking points force-fed to an ever shrinking pool of teabag-obsessed know-nothing white people.

Ultimately the fate of a bully is that of a bore: they are just plain ignored.

Wars Are Stupid

War on communism
War on sex
War on hippies
War on poverty
War on drugs
War on illiteracy
War on terror
War on evil
War on irony
War on wind
War on weather
War on bugs
War on gypsies
War on fat
War on carbs
War on wrinkles
War on germs
War on dirt
War on Charles Nelson Reilly
War on liberalism
War on atheism
War on Christmas
War on Easter
War on Hanukkah
War on Islam
War on women
War on disestablishmentarianism
War on antidisestablishmentarianism
War on Santa
War on teeth
War on vice
War on messy things
War on crooked things
War on this
War on that
War on the word “this”
War on the word “that”
War on solipsism
War on autism
War on butts
War on paste
War on elitism
War on pee
War on pancreases
War on fallopian tubes
War on penises
War on vaginae
War on miasma
War on ennui
War on orgasms
War on magazines
War on tassels
War on breasts
War on nipples
War on feet
War on utensils
War on chopsticks
War on ring tones
War on vibrators
War on sleeplessness
War on melanin
War on mold
War on sweat
War on fingernails
War on beige
War on ball bearings
War on hillbillies
War on precociousness
War on porn
War on poop

Deep Thought

I like teabags.

Friday, April 03, 2009

Evil Is

Evil is a your coworker asking if you've gotten fat
Evil is the mind-numbing stupidity of that "question"
Evil is the ignorance that such remarks are and always will be hurtful

Evil is telling crowds of tens of thousands you're political opponent "pals around [sic, and, really, sick] with terrorists"
Evil is letting your running mate be the monster that is Sarah Palin

Evil is a man who doesn't know but refuses to know, and, hence, knows
Evil is a pre-emptive war
Evil is any and all wars
Evil is a surname called Bush

Evil is an SUV speeding down a cross street
Evil is a voice on the radio telling you about "treason" and "letting off steam"

Evil is
Evil is not not

I hate stupid people. I really, really hate them.