Oh My God, Ted Haggard IS Gay!

We just watched 'Jesus Camp' today and am still getting over the disturbing feeling in my stomach. I'm so glad they closed down this camp. I hope the woman running it was arrested as well. I do have to say though, Ted Haggard is, in a weird way, kinda cute. He's also VERY VERY GAY. He's always telling the cameraman, "Are you getting this?" and words to the effect of, see how these kids all love me? -- right in front of an audience of over 100 kids. Sick. Fucking. Man. Also, love the earnest pleas of "God, please bless this PowerPoint presentation" referring to the indoctrination. Yes, God, and please make sure to make the presentation in the ugliest Times New Roman font, too. Yes, God, in italics where possible. Because good typography and graphic design is Satan's domain! It's what those ho-mo-sex-yoo-als use, God!

Travels in Pooposity

So we have been joking for some time about the new dessert/cafe/lunch place Max Brenner (Chocolate by the Bald Man). And we were thinking how everything there could look like poop if presented in certain ways. For example, bagel with chocolate could be "poop-on-a-bagel" or: "Oooh, have you tried their Hot Steamer Salad?" The consensus favorite seems to be "pinched loaf," an item found in the bread area perhaps. Anyway, lots of chocolate food items to be found there, and one imagines an accident involving a waiter/waitress dropping a tray full of assorted chocolate desserts on the floor and seeing the process of cleaning the mess up, brown streaks and all. Oh, and their signature cocktail -- the Cat Poopatini! Eeeeeewwww! I know, what's this got to do with the Hillary Clinton/Barack Obama celebrity death match going on during Super Bowl halftime, Nancy Pelosi's endless winking during last Tuesday's SOTU and other important goings-on... It must be February!