Thursday, November 09, 2006

Two Ladies Visit America

Emily: Oh, Florence, I do like these Etat Unis, these United, em, States. We must come here more often. I wonder if they have any "Ladies" states, you know, states where only ladies live and frolic. We would go there because we're LADIES.

Florence: Yes, yes -- ladies indeed!

Random Election Volunteer: Are you two guys voting today?

Emily: Pardon, miss?

Volunteer: You know, the election's today, it's a really important one, too, and --

[Emily and Florence gasp in unison]

Emily: Oh, no no! We don't do that, em, vo-tay thing. No, we're LADIES, of course! We do ladies things. Can you tell us where the nearest Ladies state is for us to do...shit?

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